Getting Old Gracefully - NOT

No one ever told me that pubic hair turns white, too.  It came as a shock the first time.  Then it dawned on me and made perfect sense.  But luckily, my husband cannot see and that is why I think Nature is laughing.  Speaking about hair... My hair - the one that counts - the one one top of my head is thinning out.  My husband's hair is more than thinning out.  There's the receding hairline coupled with the bald spot.  Yet, at the same time that all this going on, I have wild hairs growing in all kind of places on my face.  But my husband would have to first find his reading glasses, put them on, turn on all the overhead lights, and he would have to remember what he was looking at.  What are the chances?